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Try the Beetle Milk
Try the Beetle Milk
Try the Beetle Milk
Try the Beetle Milk
Try the Beetle Milk
Try the Beetle Milk

Try the Beetle Milk

$18.00 $0.00

"Things were better before the Bat..."

Try the Beetle Milk, an adventure for Cairn (or the fantasy TTRPG of your choice) by Em.

Featuring...

  • 7 Locations long past their prime! Attend a sermon at the Church of Lowly Things, lose your precious youth in the Webbed Woods, ascend the petrified and smoke-shrouded body of Oonh, the mountain god! 
  • 30+ Illustrated NPCs! Share a twitching meal with the tunnel witch, join the pre-funeral procession of a queen in exile, race against a giant undead bat to secure the last bottle of Beetle Milk!
  • Relics and items of dubious utility! Seek guidance from the Bad-Advice Box, feed your foes to the Hungry Coaterpillar, gaze into a big mirror that reveals all of your insecurities! 

Includes a bonus zine: Lowly Rollers, a set of starter PCs for Cairn, as well as a custom Cairn character sheet by Em!